Bird

One of my kids drew a pic of a bird.

She said she drew it with one big wing and one little wing because it was funny. Same reason she drew booby patches on it.

What? Your kids know all the words to everything? This kid knows the difference to the vulva and the vagina and uses both words freely. So what if I think it's funny that she's thinks a bra is called booby patches. Tell me you wouldn't laugh. Especially when you've had four kids and they all call them booby patches. Fucken hilarious in my books.